That’s right! Screw you!
I hate coming across such creative, artistic photos. It’s so intimidating and I feel so inferior. I wish I could be super artistic and creative. :(
I’m so lucky to have you in my life.
“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes
“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story
“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie
“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix
“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain
“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes
“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction
“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope
“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green
“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind
“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi
“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind
“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Did you get them all? Have any to add?
No one appreciates a good, dark-skinned, Asian girl nowadays..
I wish you had a little more respect for me. I really hate how you usually make me the butt of the joke in front of your friends, and I understand that male humour is typically based on put downs and I understand that it’s “just a joke”, but, please. I don’t take jokes quite well as you do, or as well as anyone else does. I take things personally by nature, and you know that. I just hate getting really embarrassed. Oh, and please, please, please DO NOT tell me which girls you think are insanely hot, which girls have nice tits or asses, and please have the decency to keep it to yourself. I do get jealous and I’m very aware that I’m not well-endowed with large breasts and a perky ass. I can’t do anything about it. I can’t fathom why I bother trying.
- Me: UGH, I need a job really badly! :(
- Matt: Y'know, I could hook you up with one.
- Me: Really?!
- Matt: Yeah... and it involves a hand.
- Me: .......................
I’m really not looking forward to tonight and Friday, UGH. Things used to be so fun, but now? Not so much. SL:KDJF:LKSDJF:LKDSJF FUCK, I’m really not likin’ life right now.
I’m not good enough for you, and I don’t think I’m the person you want.